The freedom to express yourself, 7th inning style

How would this mad scientist know anything about a batters box of braun? Well simple enough, I married a baseball player. I did. I signed the dotted line nearly 21 years ago with a pension for passion and an option for of course. Talk about way to go team! That’s right, I was a cleat chaser. At least that’s what they said.

What did she just say? An intro to MadPax speak.

People will often, and I do mean often, say to me….”Excuse me, what did you just say?” with a very inquisitive, UFO-esque demeanor. So I thought to myself, this must be a general state of the nation so I had better start explaining myself. Lucy, I’m home! So let’s start from the very be-ginning, it’s a very good place to start. When you read you begin with A, B, C; when you pack you begin with M, A, D.